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synonym of bitchtit.

commonly used when the word bitchtit or barch is utilized too often and loses meaning.

it's a widely used word to show disgust or anger to a person who's a total idiot.
Luke: What's the score?
Brad: Twenty, ta ta ta ta ta.......(repeat ta's)
Luke: Brad, stop acting like a barchtart, you're being ridiculous.
Brad: ....Ta ta ta seven!
barchtart by Andre Hall July 18, 2009
Words you can keep
When you are not actually mentally challenged, but abuse Xanax enough that your IQ is in the mentally challenged level legally speaking.
Hey why don’t you try and remember something other than lies that you believe because of all the xans you take you are literally a bartart.
Bartart by Breezeknees March 17, 2022
A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.
Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard
bachtard by musically inclined December 21, 2016
(bärn-härt)
n.
A psychological disorder, usually of childhood, characterized by impairments in social interactions and repetitive behavior patterns centered around agricultural aspirations; particularly organic, natural, and sustainable farming pursuits.
Barnheart is that sudden overcast feeling that hits you while at work or in the middle of the grocery store checkout line. It’s unequivocally knowing you want to be a farmer — and for whatever personal circumstances — cannot be one just yet. So there you are, heartsick and confused in the passing lane, wondering why you cannot stop thinking about heritage livestock and electric fences.

It’s a dreamer’s disease: a mix of hope, determination, and grit.

(--Jenna Woginrich, 2010)
Barnheart by farmchef01 February 3, 2010
A table; graph or other graphical representation of statistics deliberately intended to mislead,
coerce or generally manipulate the truth.
Having just watched a presentation in which the project profitability is a gazillion percent; I suspect the barshart may be slightly misleading.
barshart by G Richard M November 8, 2019

Nathan Barnhart

Is the sweetest man you'll ever meet. Look sexy with glasses, but recently got contacts and looks even better. Has brown hair, brown eyes. He may not be 6 foot but his height definitely went to his dick.
Girl: Have you seen Nathan Barnhart without his contacts?

Girl2: Yes! He is my biggest crush!
Nathan Barnhart by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

barnhart 

to lick or slobber on something by accident or on purpose
Jaden just barnharted you bad... lol

Did you barnhart this smoke?
barnhart by Lacsticles December 24, 2006
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