Barnheart

(bärn-härt)
n.
A psychological disorder, usually of childhood, characterized by impairments in social interactions and repetitive behavior patterns centered around agricultural aspirations; particularly organic, natural, and sustainable farming pursuits.

Barnheart is that sudden overcast feeling that hits you while at work or in the middle of the grocery store checkout line. It’s unequivocally knowing you want to be a farmer — and for whatever personal circumstances — cannot be one just yet. So there you are, heartsick and confused in the passing lane, wondering why you cannot stop thinking about heritage livestock and electric fences.

It’s a dreamer’s disease: a mix of hope, determination, and grit.

(--Jenna Woginrich, 2010)

Barnheart by farmchef01 February 3, 2010

tyler barnhardt 

he's an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment. come on now.

"omg that's like...so tyler barnhardt of you."

tyler barnhardt by cynicalwish September 1, 2021

barnhardt 

Giant cocked monster of a man. Destroys vagina, to where other man ask if you have given birth to a large child

That guy with the last name barnhardt destroyed my squish mitten last night.

barnhardt by suzytheslut March 27, 2015

barnfart 

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

barnfart by John December 2, 2003

Devendra Banhart 

Devendra Banhart is a musician/artist involved in the freak-folk scene. His music is considered by many people in the indie community to be the most original sound to come along in a while. His vocal range is extradordinarily diverse and he utilizes it as an instrument moreso than his guitar at times. Although initially difficult to understand his sound, once you listen to an album, you're hooked. Amazing sound and seemingly an amazing person as well.

indiekid: oh man you have to hear devendra banhart, he is so awesome.
normalkid: wow, this is pretty good.

Devendra Banhart by nomoneymehl August 19, 2006

Broheart 

A text heart you can send to your bros.

<B <-- The broheart

"Hey man, thanks for the beer! <B"

Broheart by peerpressure May 5, 2014

barnshart 

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants

One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!

barnshart by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017