barberess

female barber; usually a hairdresser, and they talk alot

that kids dad is a barberess hahaha what a fagg

by ursostupid May 19, 2007

Barbershop Quartet

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet

Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

by Clary Fray July 22, 2009

Barbarossa Bitch

The term usually describing a female between the ages of 16-20 who has a thirst for cheap rum, but doesn't know when to stop drinking it. These females are usually spotted holding a half gallon of rum, and uncontrollably running around a fire, crashing thier car into trees, or stumbling into people and falling on thier asses. Commonly used in Columbia County, OR

"That barbarossa bitch just crashed her subaru."

by Brent Nodland December 9, 2008

barbers surprise

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)

Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

italian barbershop

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair

That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.

by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

Bartpressed

When someone uses a sad Bart simpsons as their profile picture.
Someone who claims to be depressed but the truth is, they lost progression on roblox tycoons.
Someone who has no idea what a depression is but wants to act all sad and quirky

This is usually seen in the age range 12-14, (14+ in rare case scenarios where the mfer needs to grow tf up.)

Guy1: Hey bro, do you know why Tony uses a sad Bart Simpsons as his pfp? Idk if i should be worried.
Guy2: Dont worry, he's Bartpressed he dont even know what depression is. Nothing but a loser tryna act sad.
Guy1: What a fucking loser.

by Pless September 11, 2021