barbered

To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.

Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.

barbered by macca91 September 8, 2009

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Barbered

(verb) A term used in polite company to indicate inappropriate behavior in fantasy sports.

Tony barbered another owner whose starting running back experienced a season-ending injury by picked up the backup on the waiver wire.

Barbered by Redfoot9311 September 19, 2010

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Barkered

To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag

Barkered by booyaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2010