bankery

When you're baking and banking [bread]

Travis: Eyo you know those vacant lots by the store
Eustace: Uhh yeah I think so
Travis: They're gonna build a bread shop and a bank there
Eustace: Call that a bankery

bankery by Belle End March 23, 2022

Bakery Mish 

An occasion in which one or several members of the Tamborine Mountain teenage community travel to the local Bakery at 12 am to buy the days incredibly discounted pastries.

Dude, wanna go on a bakery mish?

Bakery Mish by Ethanone October 29, 2011

Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.

Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot

Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

bakery

When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.

Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.

bakery by asslover7 March 2, 2020

Bakery

A business specialising in the making and selling of baked goods. Bread is famously sold in bakeries. Bakeries have wide ranges of delicious bread for everyone to chose from.

There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.

If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.

Sally: “ did you hear about that new bakery that opened down the road?”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free”
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually”
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”

Bakery by Sarah the bread enthusiast June 6, 2019

Golden Bakery

The best bakery in Perth, WA . City folk commonly frequent there doing GB runs for their co-workers.

Me: "Hey everyone im doin a GB run, whos down for some sausage rolls?"

Scotty: "Put me in for 3 simosas!"

Me: "Only if you leave the empty box on Mats desk"

Andy: "oh man that GB was good!"

Me: "i know but now ive gotta AGBB (after golden bakery bog)"

Golden Bakery by darkglacier July 5, 2011

Ted Banker 

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.

Ted Banker is the fucking man.

Ted Banker by East Meadow December 15, 2008