Ted Banker

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.

Ted Banker is the fucking man.

by East Meadow April 15, 2007

Ted Banker

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.

Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.

by spawnofTed April 15, 2007