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A banker is the girl you know you can get with no matter what. She is the one you go for when all else fails, or you simply can't be bothered to make any effort for others. You may have one, or several bankers.

When using a banker you may refer to "opening the bank" or "cashing the cheque"
"There's no one in here, f*ck this, i'm gona have to open the bank"

"Are you and her a thing now?" "Nah she's just a banker mate"
by Jaymes Craic September 02, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The term given to the girl you know you can get by the end of the evening. E.G. Its not a challenge, you are punching below your weight so its for sure.

You try all night to get a real nice girl, and if that fails, there is always the banker!!

"Hey Tom thats a banker over there!"
"For sure Mark, she's alright but i'm going for that real fitty"
"Oh well, if you dont get her, you can rely on the banker!!"
by Starty January 05, 2007
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1. A person employed by a bank, esp. as an executive or other official.

2. A morally deficient member of the bourgeoisie who will recklessly sacrifice others well being for personal gain.

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1. A buffoon who will create a situation in which his/her social connections are needed to bring about a response that is favorable to them.
1. The banker told me my house could not be used as collateral for my son’s tuition because he had crashed the housing market.

2. That jerk was acting like a banker! He called my girl fat, took a swing at me and then when I went to fight back he and his cronies beat me up.

3. That banker F*&K is waiting outside for me with 20 of his homies!
by Pissed_Proletariat October 23, 2008
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A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
by giga oper July 29, 2013
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