bank'd 

To be fired, banned, or kicked out of a group of friends and then immediately replaced by someone else. Usually someone you don't like.

He wasn't contributing to the project, so we bank'd his ass and picked up someone else. He's pretty mad about it.

bank'd by Wally Weinerz August 28, 2011

Bank-O'd 

Verb) Any act of [pure extasy, usually referring to a physical or spiritual connection via fingers or genitals

(Adjective) Extremely orgasmic

<i>Kassy, last night John bank-o'd me until I screamed. It was amazing.

Aw man, this morning my massage was bank-o'd to her. She was moaning so much.

Bank-O'd by GrizzleBz September 7, 2006

Bank Drive-thru Lottery 

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.

Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.

Bank Drive-thru Lottery by mad genius December 8, 2010

Bank Drive-thru Asshole 

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.

I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole by mad genius December 8, 2010

spank bank directory 

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.

Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

spank bank directory by Chris Norton January 18, 2007

Bank Doctorine 

The Bank Doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost.
Under the Bank Doctorine politically connected financial institutions are too big to fail, and too big to be punished. This is especially true during election years when politicians need to attract large donors with reliable sources of income.
It is facilitated in part by financial interests that rotate in and out of regulatory and governing bodies.

The Bank Doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution. This way the banks have an incentive to give the public the worst deal possible.

Bank Doctorine by mlhiss March 22, 2012

Bank Deposit

Put 2 assholes together and one shits in the other filling up his account.

Dude, I have a rare deficiency of digestive bacteria! Quick give me a bank deposit!

Bank Deposit by tom dingleberry March 29, 2010