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bantumi
bantumi by David Edds January 16, 2004
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banium • beanium • banimal • BANGUMSUMIDA • barium • branium strainium • babium • Balium • bangum • Banime
Bonium
The battle was intense until he boniumed his mentor at the last minute.
Never trust a wannabe, the tend to be boniums!(noun)
Never trust a wannabe, the tend to be boniums!(noun)
Bonium by Conorogome April 19, 2019
bromine barium
Friend 1: have you watched bromine barium?
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: Its the chemical formula for Breaking Bad! How stupid can you be?
Friend 2: Chill out man.
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: Its the chemical formula for Breaking Bad! How stupid can you be?
Friend 2: Chill out man.
bromine barium by bankshater February 25, 2022
barium enima surprise
During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise
The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.
barium enima surprise by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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