bampkin

Smelly little yoda eared grandad with a penis the size of a tic tac but he has eggy breath and lives in the ghetto

(Yoda) (bampkin)

by Pepperami January 9, 2014

bampin

A bampin is short for the Dutch "boterham met pindakaas", meaning a peanutbutter sandwich. Boterham is often affectionately called a "bammetje", which is turn is abbreviated to "bam". "Pin" clearly speaks for itself.

Oh man, I am really craving a bampin for lunch.

by Huibrecht van Swinkels-Wybinga March 17, 2022

bamping

intransitive verb from bamp - smelly, minging, dirty faced, torn clothing. basically a minger.

Often used to describe a Devon-based person who is extremely fond of sheep.

Danny is a Bamping
He's often seen a tramping
His mother doesnae ken his fither
And she certainly widnae want tae

by Christina February 17, 2004

bamping

excrement, pooh, faeces, droppings,

whoops, I've stepped in a bamping

by Ivan Bagerov May 13, 2005

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

by army dude johnno March 30, 2009