89 definitions by Christina

scheiber

A very hairy nipple that has a cheesy cream forming around it.

That chick drank New Jersey water, and now has a sheiber

by Christina March 25, 2005

mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

by Christina October 8, 2004

Pimptress

Female Pimp

Don't hate on me cause i'm a fuckin' pimptress...

by Christina October 3, 2002

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

excelcia

meaning the woman's private area. It is more powerful and pretty then vagina, which sounds like a disease.

(insert name) is sucha slut...her excelcius is so loose a whale coud fuck her and he woudnt be able to cum

by Christina January 15, 2004

Funnyness

something that is very funny

hehe, funnyness!!!!!!!!!!!

by Christina February 27, 2003

koinky-dink

Used in the place of "coincidence".
The people who use this word are asswipes. If you hear anyone say it, get rid of them in any way possible, preferrably one that involves intense pain.

girl: "Oh my god! We're both wearing the same jacket! What a koink-dink!"
awesome person: "Asswipe." (they then proceed to strangle her with her own jacket.)

by Christina July 18, 2004