Bompkin

A term used to describe someone with a hollow head.

This kid is so slow! He is such a Bompkin!

by BozoBoy221 July 7, 2023

bampkin

Smelly little yoda eared grandad with a penis the size of a tic tac but he has eggy breath and lives in the ghetto

(Yoda) (bampkin)

by Pepperami January 9, 2014

bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

by army dude johnno March 30, 2009

bompin'

A descriptive word, used to comment on the busy-ness or craziness of a situation, usually meaning a lot of people. It can also be used to describe an item, meaning good, or cool. Most generally used as a replacement to the slightly outdated "rockin'". Best when used in conjuction with the word "rat" (assuming that rat=right).

"Man, this place is rat bompin'"
"Whoa, that's one bompin' shirt"

by Amby1122 September 11, 2006

blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009