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Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*



Battinson: I’m vengeance
Battinson by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022
Word of the Day on March 19, 2024
When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality
So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?
Baltism by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018

Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.
"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."
Jason Ballins by JasonBallins January 24, 2019
a portmanteau of Pattinson and Batman used to describe Robert Pattinson's version of Batman.
Battinson's costume looks the best.
Battinson by theamazingpsych February 6, 2022

Balinska 

The feminisation of the Polish surname Balinski. meaning one who hails from Balin in Southern Poland. It can also mean one of great beauty, intelligence and moral fibre who is amazing in bed.
Balinska let me put my Ballsinher. she's one classy lady.

Balinska kissed my South Pole
Balinska by CompletelyUnbiased October 18, 2011

Baltinglass 

A town in forgotten Wicklow, located in the compost corner of the garden of ireland.

More commonly known as "Balto", "Imnotgoinanywherenearthatshitehole!!" or "Blessington"

The original reason for phrases like "Oooh don't go over there!","a sheep is for life, not just for Christmas" and "if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!"

A town built "of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others"

The proverbial "back arse of nowhere"
-Hey we're goin to your place next weekend ok?

-Ok!

-How do i get to Blessington?

-...

-what?

-fuck off.

"Baltinglass is in the back arse of nowhere!!
Baltinglass by Danielicious207 April 20, 2008