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balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...
We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement
balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

blooning 

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.
"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

water ballooning 

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon
Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

Bloobing 

The act of watching TV, especially without using one's mental faculties in any way. Vegging out in front of the TV.
"God damn, I've had a rough day. I reckon there's some serious bloobing in order tonight."
Bloobing by stark_source February 5, 2010

Bloonkin 

Similar to a blumpkin, except it means to receive a blow job while playing the internet game, Bloons.
"Emily I told you I didn't have time for sex, but I'll take a Bloonkin."

Jerry's Bloonkin was so good he beat level 100.
Bloonkin by CaddyDan February 18, 2009

Baboonin 

(v) the art of picking up black chicks at the club
"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"

"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"
Baboonin by SlowBlows September 7, 2014