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Balooning 

Putting piss shit and puke into a balloon, sealing it and then sniffing it afterwards
I'm not doing your drugs man, I'm going home and balooning instead
Balooning by Mr Awesomecat January 29, 2009
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balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...
We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement
balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

blooning 

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.
"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

water ballooning 

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon
Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
water ballooning by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.
Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot 

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.
Blooming Idiot by James November 9, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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