balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

Barcoding The 44

Barcoding the 44 refers to drinking a bottle of mouthwash until you get to the barcode near the bottom of the bottle.

"I just barcoded a 44 bro, my stomach doesn't feel too good"
"Barcoding the 44 is for chads"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 December 28, 2021

Barcoding the bottle

Drinking down to the barcode on a bottle, can refer to alcohol, water, literally any drink.

"Barcoding the bottle is for chads"
"We only barcode mint 44's"
"I barcoded the fireball dude, I can't feel my hands"
"I barcoded the mint 44 and pissed on the floor"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 January 3, 2022

barcoding

also known as cutting. self harm by slicing the wrist.

suicide hotline just to be safe:
1-800-273-8255

I believe in u bros and sis y'all can get through this <3

I've been 5 months free from barcoding, proud of myself!

by donttakemetonguetied June 15, 2021

blooning

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.

"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

by A prosetegous prophessor October 29, 2009

The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012