BaoIsm 

BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.

BaoIsm is not a religion, it is a way of life.

BaoIsm by Epic Phail October 7, 2008

Baoism 

Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life. Created and practiced by the Great Bao-Loc Van Nguyen.

Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life.

"I have my ways"
~Bao-Loc Van Nguyen

Baoism by Lucas the Destroyer January 7, 2008

bagism 

John Lennon and Yoko Ono's concept of a peaceful world.
If everyone wore a bag over them there wouldn't be anything to hate about them.

John : What’s Bagism? It’s like...a tag for what we all do, we’re all in a bag ya know, and we realised that we came from two bags, I was in this pop bag going round and round in my little clique, and she was in her little avant-garde clique going round and round, and you’re in your little tele clique and they’re in their...ya know? and we all sort of come out and look at each other every now and then, but we don’t communicate. And we all intellectualize about how there is no barrier between art, music, poetry... but we’re still all - I’m a rock and roller, he’s a poet... so we just came up with the word so you would ask us what bagism is, and we’d say WE’RE ALL IN A BAG BABY!

bagism by wwacker September 25, 2005

Broism 

The art of being a "Bro"

The art of being a bro is the definition of Broism. Measured by the Brotractor.

Broism by Chessey October 20, 2008

Boism 

The religion of Bo.

I am converting from Judaism to Boism.

Boism by mrguy1 January 19, 2015

Bagism 

A world where no one looks at your lifestyle, the color of your skin, or your gender to judge you, just like if everyone was covered with a bag.

John Lennon Started Bagism

Bagism by William Rutledge April 22, 2006

Basism 

The religious practice of following the diety #BaseddGod, sometimes even to an extreme.

Anthony: Hey, John, what's your religion?
John: Basism
Anthony: Wtf is that?
John: ?!?!?!?!?! omgwtf, it's where you let #baseddgod fuck your bitch. He has swag to the maximum, swag on a hundred thousand, hundred trillion, OH god damn #baseddgod...

Basism by MaryCherryPoppins March 22, 2012