Cannonballism

when you don't know how many of the letter 'n' to put in a word

Sarah didn't know how to spell 'cannibalism' She was effected by her cannonballism and couldn't decide how many n's were needed.

by sassypants058 December 3, 2011

cannonballism

The act of eating a cannonball, not legal at the public pool

Cannonballism is not a good thing for your health.

by Dagingerly1 March 31, 2023

cannonballism

The act of eating a cannonball. Not legal at the public pool.

Cannonballism is a bad habit that could pose a threat to your health, as eating cannonballs is not good.

by Dagingerly1 March 31, 2023

cannonballing

The nefarious and perverse act of standing a reasonable distance behind your doubled-over and unsuspecting partner, taking a run up and rifling your sack completely into her anus shouting "CANNONBALL!!!" at the last possible moment. Having knocked her to the ground with your scrotal barrage, proceed to jack off over her back while sitting balls deep on her ass and taunt her by singing shanties. Works best if she's just taken a shower because she'll be prepped, and then have to take another shower after you've demonstrated your pirate-like domination.

Theresa had just got out of the shower when Francois skidded round the corner and launched his nuts with hi-def explosive power into her rectal cavern, heroically crying "CANNONBALL!!!" and then nutted one out all up her back and in her hair. With his cannonballing mission complete, Francois knew the world was safe again.

by Filth Wizard October 16, 2008

unattended cannonballs

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2014

cannonballized

When one is engaged in doggy style in the backseat of a moving vehicle with the windows down and finishes by slamming into their partner hard enough to force them through the window at a passing vehicle.

Guy #1: "Remember that time you cannonballized Ali?"
Guy #2: "I'm glad we weren't moving that fast when it happened."

by Namenlosen June 14, 2017

Cannonballin'

TO order at least 4 pints of beer on a Monday evening

"4 pints already? She's cannonballin', amirite?"

by Ronnie-B December 10, 2012