ballism 

When you decide to play pickleball instead of kickball because playing kickball is inhumane and just plain rude to the kickball while a plastic ball is just made of plastic. Ball racism. Also known as a ballist.

"Wow. You believe in ballism? I can't believe that you don't think that plastic balls have feelings too."

ballism by qyxy September 20, 2016

ballism 

the act of consuming another’s scrawny ball sack

person- “hey let me commit ballism with your balls”

ballism by testicle enthusiast August 21, 2021

goof ballism 

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.

well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism

goof ballism by chyeahd January 17, 2008

Cannon ballism 

when another thing of the same species eats another thing of the same species. (ex: salmon eating catfish)

did you just see him commit cannon ballism

Cannon ballism by Biologist1243 May 16, 2021

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

kickin' ballistics 

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.

Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.

kickin' ballistics by merrakesh August 29, 2010

going ballistic 

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.

"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"

going ballistic by 4onen March 2, 2016