Barloism 

A fictional cult that specifically groups of Barlos (Sexual Interests To Bees), said to believe that a person can reproduct/mate an Anthophila.

And which can make a hybrid abomination, when the sperm is transferred to the bee's uterus. (male to female contact)

But, if the human is sexually a female, it is clearly impossible, because the male bee/drone can't produce much sperm than the woman does to the egg cell, so it's impossible to make it a hybrid offspring, it won't even reach the stage of the egg to be a zygote.

And the negative part, what if you we're in a middle of a orgasm and you got stung on the penis? It would effect the nearby veins on the impact.

And if this was theoretically true, nor it would make a scientific discovery and a "finish-off on a zookeeper's collection".
It would be scientifically called a "Homo Anthos"

2nd Person: Hey! I hope so you don't believe on Barloism.

1st Person: sadly I do.

Barloism by anonymous August 30, 2025

baloism 

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.

How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.

baloism by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016