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Barloism 

A fictional cult that specifically groups of Barlos (Sexual Interests To Bees), said to believe that a person can reproduct/mate an Anthophila.

And which can make a hybrid abomination, when the sperm is transferred to the bee's uterus. (male to female contact)

But, if the human is sexually a female, it is clearly impossible, because the male bee/drone can't produce much sperm than the woman does to the egg cell, so it's impossible to make it a hybrid offspring, it won't even reach the stage of the egg to be a zygote.

And the negative part, what if you we're in a middle of a orgasm and you got stung on the penis? It would effect the nearby veins on the impact.

And if this was theoretically true, nor it would make a scientific discovery and a "finish-off on a zookeeper's collection".
It would be scientifically called a "Homo Anthos"
2nd Person: Hey! I hope so you don't believe on Barloism.

1st Person: sadly I do.
Barloism by anonymous August 30, 2025
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The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.
How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.
baloism by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010
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