Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

Basharted by David986259 December 29, 2008

ballsmatic 

ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being

that girl's ass is ballsmatic!

i'm getting all ballsmatic just thinking about that body!

ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008

Barfshart 

When you are so disgusted by unexpected 'shart' that you unexpectedly barf.

Girl 1: I ate so much last night that I actually sharted myself
Girl 2: That happened to me yesterday but I took it a step further. I was having dinner with my grandparents and I was so disgusted that I actually puked.

Girl 1: OMG thats so disgusting, I'm going to barfshart now too!

Barfshart by M Coopersmith + J Sanders May 12, 2011

ballshit 

Word used by immigrants who mistakenly mean to say bullshit. Typically Indian or South Asian immigrants.

Hey Sanjay, what you told me about the curry being on sale was total ballshit.

ballshit by synergie March 10, 2007

ballsactly 

The combination of saying the word Exactly while thinking with your Balls

"Yo man you wanna hit that fly chick over there?"

"Ballsactly."

ballsactly by Mike Outcalt May 18, 2007

ballshagged 

fouled up beyond all reason

He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.

ballshagged by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008

Ballscratch 

A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.

A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."

B) "Do the ballscratch."

Ballscratch by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009