Basharted
Basharted by David986259 December 29, 2008
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ballsmatic
ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being
ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008
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Ball shart • ballsnart • Bullshartist • bull shart • Balls Farting💯 • Ball Shanty • ball shark • Ball Shat • Ball Shorts • Balls hurt
Barfshart
Girl 1: I ate so much last night that I actually sharted myself
Girl 2: That happened to me yesterday but I took it a step further. I was having dinner with my grandparents and I was so disgusted that I actually puked.
Girl 1: OMG thats so disgusting, I'm going to barfshart now too!
Girl 2: That happened to me yesterday but I took it a step further. I was having dinner with my grandparents and I was so disgusted that I actually puked.
Girl 1: OMG thats so disgusting, I'm going to barfshart now too!
Barfshart by M Coopersmith + J Sanders May 12, 2011
ballsactly
ballsactly by Mike Outcalt May 18, 2007
ballshagged
ballshagged by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008
Ballscratch
A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.
A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."
B) "Do the ballscratch."
B) "Do the ballscratch."
Ballscratch by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009
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