Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

Basharted by David986259 December 29, 2008

bastarded 

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

bastarded by niggakooch August 18, 2009

Brassarted 

A act of being so intoxicated, sometimes causing one to find themselves sitting it a chair staring at the ground for hours on end until they finally go outside to throw up.

Jimmy was so brassarted on the weekend that he woke from his blackout in the shower with nothing on but his shoes.

Brassarted by RussellJohnsonator June 22, 2011

bastarded 

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

bastarded by onlyi2i January 20, 2012

brasharted 

inspiration from a certain little man to brasharted is to shit fart with a wet slip proceeding.

My boy had to leave the party after he brasharted and left a sludgy brown trail down the rear leg of his pants.

brasharted by stephen kidd July 27, 2004

bashamed 

in foosball, when scoring on yourself, especially shooting from the goalie rod and deflecting the ball back into your own goal from the two man.

We should have won that game, but I bashamed myself and lost.

bashamed by David Mortellaro December 9, 2008

batarted 

you, your face. batarted is a step above retard like a super tard

Kat is batarted
She is hella batarted
dude, look at that batard kid

batarted by tacosauce January 19, 2008