ballochs

Misspelling of bollocks. Similar case to bullocks.

Def: Testicles

Did you see that?!? Got 'em right in the ballochs

ballochs by Barcie Rhom October 12, 2011

ballochs

Balls or testicles, commonly used as a pseudonym for talking rubbish or nonsense

"He was talking ballochs though wasn't he??" (Clive Anderson, QI, Season 1, Episode 8, 13m32s)

"I couldn't stand being around her for another second, she was talking absolute ballochs"

ballochs by B Jones 1984 January 1, 2012

Balloch 

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.

A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:


You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

Balloch by brawquine April 19, 2009

ballocks 

Testicles

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees

ballocks by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

ballocks 

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

ballocks by k November 23, 2003

ballocksed 

bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British

"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)

ballocksed by dLand November 21, 2007

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

cunty ballocks by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014