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bollocked 

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late
bollocked by heffer May 1, 2003

bollocksed 

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing
"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"
bollocksed by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

ballocks 

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees
ballocks by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

ballocks 

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles
Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'
ballocks by k November 23, 2003

ballacked 

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.
My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"
ballacked by Matt Janes August 6, 2006

bollocksed 

I went out last night and got fucking bollocks.
bollocksed by "Lil G" September 8, 2003