balagna 

This word is meant for anything. You can use it anytime and as any word.

What the balagna! Meaning...What the fuck.

balagna by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Balagna-Malarkey 

Malarkey from the Balagna Valley. Senseless talk with bs added to it. Double bs, bs squared, bs while the eyes are already rolling. Only to be used when balagna and malarkey used separately just isn't enough.

Did She just try to tell me her phone was accidentally on air plane mode??? Balagna-Malarkey!

Balagna-Malarkey by Thjudothchop June 12, 2025

basagna 

A vagina that resembles lasagna, i.e. gooey, meaty, cheesy, warm, or three days old and crusty.

I ate out last night and had some damn good basagna.

basagna by ChefBoyardee69 April 4, 2009

holy balogna 

A well-endowed man

Mary: Jon, I'm leaving you for Marcus.
Jon: Why? What did I do?
Mary: Nothing! He just has the holy balogna

holy balogna by notmy1stchoice December 26, 2010

balagadoo 

TELL THE FUCKIN JOKE NILES

Balagadoo.

balagadoo by jomari June 9, 2018

Balagadoo 

When something goes horribly wrong and you don’t have the words to describe it.

Boss: “Jonny I’ve been sleeping with your wife and she’s leaving you for me. By the way you are fired”.

Jonny: “It balagadoo be like that!”

Balagadoo by chefnatebecookin August 28, 2022

balogna pony 

1. a penis

2. the main method of transportation to tuna town

Looks like Chuck's riding the old balogna pony!

balogna pony by Epsilonium September 2, 2009