29 definitions by The clit commander

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When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.
Go yank on that mad cow's tits
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Beat the meat, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Vote for the clit commander. and the clit will live on
by The clit commander March 12, 2005
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I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)
The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.
by The clit commander April 09, 2003
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This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.
Saftey! HAA man that stinks.
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow
Man I have a pillow perm
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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