bakht 

A Bakht is someone who uses logic and pancakes to deal with imbeciles, such as blackraq.

Wow, that guy can put up with Blackraq. What a Bakht.

bakht by legendboy west May 17, 2014

baketater 

A baked potato

A meal with a baketater, yummy.

baketater by jpg3 November 14, 2011

bathtub mermaid 

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.

They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.

bathtub mermaid by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

baketease 

1. verb: the act of making baked goods and allowing their delicious smells to fill the air but not sharing those baked goods with others.

2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.

1. Jen is so rude, she baketeased me last week! When I walked into her house it smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but she didn't offer me any.

2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.

baketease by Pismo Pete May 28, 2007

Bakhmutt 

A suspiciously fat dogs in a war zone that nobody intentionally feeds.

Look at that happy bakhmutt picture from around Bakhmut. Makes you wonder how the good boy is staying so happy and chubby in an active war zone.

Bakhmutt by kor'Stali March 22, 2023

bathturd 

Someone who was conceived before marriage but born after

Look at that bathturd, who was conceived before marriage but born after

bathturd by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch) by Scoopalone February 19, 2009