The process by which one purposefully refrains from defacating, thereby allowing the poo to harden, or 'bake', thereby making it a more pleasant experience later.
John: "I was gonna take a shit earlier, but I could tell it was gonna be a wet one, so I baked it till later."
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Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.
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I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.
He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.
He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.
by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006
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Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?
Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009
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Get the Riley Blaked It mug.The act of a driver in an automobile farting, then turning the heater on full blast and locking the windows so the passengers can not open them. Thus, cooking the fart and forcing the passengers to suffer.
by GmoneyFlex January 12, 2007
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To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.
I half-baked it for John.
Will you half-bake it for me?
I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
I half-baked it for John.
Will you half-bake it for me?
I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010
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