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Bangwich 

When two penis-havers get a cute lil' sumpin' sumpin between them and make a big, sweaty, cum-covered flesh sandwich out of them. It's way hotter than that description, trust me.
"Hey Jim, that cute sumpin' sumpin' from down the block was giving me the yes. I think we have a chance at making ourselves a nice, steamy bangwich."
Bangwich by kjsdfvlksd August 27, 2025

three cheese alfredo 

One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.

Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.

Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.

Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?

Guy 3: ... Hey!
"I had a date with that cute little nitch last Friday."
nitch by kjsdfvlksd February 13, 2010