bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.

That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!

bagwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Bagewitch 

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?

Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese

Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

Bogwitch 

1. n. elderly person esp. female, shrivelled in such a way as to suggest that they have been submerged in a bog
2. n. drive-by insult shouted from a moving car at anyone

1. "That shop's owned by a Bogwitch"
2. "Bogwitch!"

Bogwitch by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Bagitchitis 

When your jacobs itch something fierce from not washing them for three or four days.

Hey Billy Jack, I got an awful case of bagitchitis.
Bagitchitis? What the hell is that, Jon?
Well, I haven't washed my nutsack for a few days and they're itchin' like a sonofabitch!

Bagitchitis by Jonny Mopar/ TheBigDaddyC September 25, 2006

Bogwitch 

a bog between two pieces of bread
(with onions and sardines on the side....now that's funky!!)

We went to Kank's Roadside for some grubb. I had the soup. Old Sal had the Bogwitch.

Bogwitch by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

bagwich 

Stripey sock wearing, scab eater, classical car enthusiast who is into dogging and swinging parties. Has a fetish for women called kay

Oh there goes Bagwich again with his stripey socks, bet he’s on the way to bag which himself a kay

bagwich by Jizzypants6969 September 12, 2020

Bagitch 

"Ay poly vou fuck are you baguette looking croissant motherfucker."

Bagitch means a baguette looking croissant motherfucker.

Ayo that guy a bagitch?

Bagitch by talanisabitchcrustyasshoe420 February 22, 2022