Mr.Baguette's definitions

Baguetti

Masterbating so furiously with a bagel that it blows apart like spaghetti. Then it is fed to your significant other using semen as a white sauce.

Come over at 5, I’m making baguetti tonight

by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019

Baguetting

When french people cut a hole in the end of a baguette and insert their genitals into the hole, then insert the other end of the baguette into the females genitals

Yo ali, I was baguetting your mom last night

by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019