baguettism

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)

Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!

by CummingBoi December 16, 2017

baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

Gaming baguettes

Do french people have baguettes as microphones?
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧

Gaming baguettes

Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui

French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"

by Skin ed June 26, 2020

eater.of.baguettes

The nicest, funniest, most talented, most caring, kindest, and overall just the best person you could meet.You will fall in love with them the instant you greet eachother.

eater.of.baguettes is just another way to say absolute perfection

by armmuncher June 28, 2021

Baguettes

chicks who date douche bags

Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.

by Rian Rami April 8, 2010

Baguetting

When french people cut a hole in the end of a baguette and insert their genitals into the hole, then insert the other end of the baguette into the females genitals

Yo ali, I was baguetting your mom last night

by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019