Baguetti

Masterbating so furiously with a bagel that it blows apart like spaghetti. Then it is fed to your significant other using semen as a white sauce.

Come over at 5, I’m making baguetti tonight

by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019

baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

by Baguetti August 20, 2020