baggel

A phonetic representation of the way that Britta Perry on 'Community' pronounces the word "bagel." Perry is from the East Coast -- around Pennsylvania -- and therefore pronounces the word with a short "a," which almost always leads to laughs of ridicule from the rest of the study group.

Britta: Darn it! I dropped my bagel (pronouncing it "baggel")
Troy, Jeff, Pierce, Annie, and Shirley: HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHHAAAA!
Britta: I'll pronounce bagel (pronouncing it "baggel") that way anytime I want!
The rest of the study group, once again: HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!

by A Person Named February 9, 2014

badgelor

Badgelor is a giant homicidal war badger from the "Mayor of Noobtown" series of Litrpg books. He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and delivers presents to everyones' booby trapped houses on the night before Grebthar's day.

Presently, he has teamed up with Jim (hapless noob, riding on the fame of everyone's favorite curious puppy) to kill the betrayer: Charles.

'Badgelor has been patient, or at least as patient as a homicidal badger can be. With the celebration of Grebthar Day, it's finally time to go get Charles! Nothing is going to stop Jim and his companions, not even the signs of the Dark Overlord's return. This adventure could be Windfall's greatest yet, or it could be its absolute downfall.' -- Dungeon of Noobs

by BrainSlugs83 June 27, 2021

Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hope bagels

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

Master Bagger

Like the regular version of bag, but instead of it being 1 on 1, this guy has/is bagging the whole damn establishment. He takes NO hostages.

Person 1: Holy shit do you see him?? he's bagged all the girls in our school already!
Person 2: Yeah man, Ani's the Master Bagger

by Ms.Savas February 18, 2017

bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

Hope Bagel

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020