Baggell

Pronounced (Ba-gell) it is a really fucking deformed bagel

Damn girl
I'm so thirsty u could go for a Baggell

by Slipmushknothead April 21, 2016

Davey Bagwell

Plow a female while holding a stance mirroring MLB legend Jeff Bagwell.

Went to the Hamptons this weekend and gave my girl the Davey Bagwell from sunrise to sunset

by PapaBear3324 December 13, 2019

baggel

A phonetic representation of the way that Britta Perry on 'Community' pronounces the word "bagel." Perry is from the East Coast -- around Pennsylvania -- and therefore pronounces the word with a short "a," which almost always leads to laughs of ridicule from the rest of the study group.

Britta: Darn it! I dropped my bagel (pronouncing it "baggel")
Troy, Jeff, Pierce, Annie, and Shirley: HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHHAAAA!
Britta: I'll pronounce bagel (pronouncing it "baggel") that way anytime I want!
The rest of the study group, once again: HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!

by A Person Named February 9, 2014

Theodore Bagwell

The most seductive and sexiest character on the TV show Prison Break. Played by actor Robert Knepper, Theodore Bagwell (nicknamed "T-Bag") is a sociopath convicted of rape, murder, kidnapping, and countless other crimes.

Although T-Bag is from Alabama, he's not a stereotypical trailer trashbag. His molesting father made him memorize words from the dictionary when he was a child, so T-Bag is now a linguistic genius. He also has this alluring, seductive southern accent which can make your panties wet.

"I'd like to be raped by Theodore Bagwell."

by ilovetbag January 21, 2009

bagelly

(adj) Possessing qualities relating to being Jewish.

Jenna: Grossman? That sounds bagelly.

Jake: Mr. Hymowitz gave me this cheap ass candy. What a bagelly mofo!

by florida_swag March 30, 2011

Bagwell

To uphold a state of greatness that can never be obtained by humanly efforts. Used to describe a immortal-like superior being. Based on a legendary man from Ackerman who supposedly accomplished incredible feats from which the Dos Equis commercials of the Most Interesting Man are based off of.

Dude did you see what that guy just did?? that was such bagwell.

by BunnySmoke September 15, 2009

walt bagwell delicious

Something so delicious it makes you say "this ___ is delicious."

Will: Can't you imagine him saying, "this gum is delicious."? This gum IS walt bagwell delicious!

by General Burnside June 27, 2007