bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.

Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!

by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009

boganitis

A term used to describe a normally civilized person. These infected with boganitis may find themselves using trends that bogans use. Such examples include:

1. Enhanced swear word vocabulary.
2. Develops a fondness for canned alcohol/beer.
3. Doesn't see the point in shaving anymore.
4. Will wear singlets (typically blue or white) to any occaison.

John told me to "fuckin' hand me another VB, ya lazy fuck!". That's what I heard of it, I couldn't hear him properly through his beard. I think he has boganitis.

by bolshoi May 28, 2007

Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

by urologistdude September 2, 2009

boratitis

the disease people get after they see Borat where they start trying to talk like borat; usually sounds horrible when they say it

"a high five" "wa-wa-wewa" "sexy time"

Adam: Did you hear josh trying to talk like Borat?
Me: Yah, he's got a bad case of boratitis

by gbiery July 1, 2007

Boratitis

A neurological disorder that afflects millions by making the afflicted believe they are doing a spot on impression of BORAT; which they are NOT... AT ALL...

he still hasn't owned the "NOT" joke... his boratitis is getting aggravating!

by yoursister June 26, 2007

boratitis

continulously using terms from Borat months/ years after seeing the movie,despite it isolating you from current culture,events,friends,and family.

much like boratism

How was the sex with Daniel?

well it was good until his Boratitis kicked in ... he just kept saying "high five", "nice",and "my wife" all through it.

by lizdistrustsboratism July 2, 2007

Beratitis

Inflammation of the tongue due to excessive rimming.

"how come your tongue's so red?"
"Doc told me I got beratitis and should stop rimming randos"

by Nesdog April 19, 2022