Beratitis

Inflammation of the tongue due to excessive rimming.

"how come your tongue's so red?"
"Doc told me I got beratitis and should stop rimming randos"

by Nesdog April 19, 2022

Braitism

When your super athletic need to have perfect hair and are super fucking stupid usually starting with martism.

That home run hitter has braitism like hitler.

by Goober Gauden April 29, 2019

boratitis

the disease people get after they see Borat where they start trying to talk like borat; usually sounds horrible when they say it

"a high five" "wa-wa-wewa" "sexy time"

Adam: Did you hear josh trying to talk like Borat?
Me: Yah, he's got a bad case of boratitis

by gbiery July 1, 2007

Bearditis

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

by whoadreambig October 12, 2011

Boratitis

A neurological disorder that afflects millions by making the afflicted believe they are doing a spot on impression of BORAT; which they are NOT... AT ALL...

he still hasn't owned the "NOT" joke... his boratitis is getting aggravating!

by yoursister June 26, 2007

boratitis

continulously using terms from Borat months/ years after seeing the movie,despite it isolating you from current culture,events,friends,and family.

much like boratism

How was the sex with Daniel?

well it was good until his Boratitis kicked in ... he just kept saying "high five", "nice",and "my wife" all through it.

by lizdistrustsboratism July 2, 2007

Bertiris

Pronounced “burr-thee-deez,” gawjuss gal who loves adventure and excitement. She can be difficult but well worth putting up with. A Bertiris wants the best for everyone she loves and brightens the room with a dazzling smile.

That little gal, Bertiris, sure is better at everything than everyone else.

by oopitschase July 24, 2019