When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.
Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop -death (in extreme cases)
Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."
A neurological disorder that afflects millions by making the afflicted believe they are doing a spot on impression of BORAT; which they are NOT... AT ALL...
Pronounced “burr-thee-deez,” gawjuss gal who loves adventure and excitement. She can be difficult but well worth putting up with. A Bertiris wants the best for everyone she loves and brightens the room with a dazzling smile.
That little gal, Bertiris, sure is better at everything than everyone else.