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sagatitis

when you get old or fatt and your ass becomes saggy and gross
My ass is so saggy i think i have sagatitis!
Damn!! That girl got a nasty ass case of sagatitis.
by Sharlene June 18, 2007
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sagaritis

A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.
oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis
by the smart person. March 26, 2009
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raphikins sagytits

A name given to a retard that does not understand the meaning of his own named. A species of Raph that only knows the words Retard, Fuck off and ass hole. Very vicious, stay away or you will get ultimately FUCKED!!!!!!!
Joe: Hi Raphikins Sagytits
Raff: Fuck off you retarded ass hole.
by Raphikins Sagytits March 8, 2017
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Sagtits

An old lady who's tits sweep and clean the floor due to years of sagging.
My grandmama got rid of her broom when she discovered a secondary function of her tits. She is one hell of a sagtits!!!
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
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bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!
by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009
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sagantist

A preening pseudo-scientist who uses scientific knowledge or technological advances derived from that knowledge for his or her own self-aggrandizement.
You ever see "Contact?" The character of David Drumlin is a total sagantist.
by tomte September 12, 2005
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Saratitis

pronounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. Only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.
Joe: Ive been seeing Kara for a while so I asked her what's up with our relationship.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.
by A Good Guy December 7, 2007
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