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You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).

I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering

baumeister by Rofifo December 18, 2011

Words you can keep

besmeister

also, zhonginator, bes-o-matic
one hot ass asian. that goes by the name of besney zhong. also referred to as the zhonginator. anything of or pertainting to the besmeister is classed as bes-o-matic

me: hey luke its the besmeister
luke: BESNEY ZHONG!!!! i am croatian
me: i would smash that
anthony: for fucks sake, you and your obsession with the asian ladies. besney zhong, jen ma, the hot asian from urshies

besmeister by we love the besmeister October 27, 2008

Related Words

baumeister • bazmeister • bangmeister • beemeister • bromeister • ballmeister • bauermeister • Beaumiester • besmeister • Bugmeister

bromeister

SEE bro.

One who demonstrates proficiency in all things "bro".

"meister" originally means "master" in german and is used as a suffix in common English to demonstrate expertise in an area.

"That dude is such a bro"

"Naw, man, that dude's a bromeister"

bromeister by bromeister45 January 29, 2010

bauermeister

The best motherfucking last name ever.

They are very hard-working people but they know how to partyyyyy!

Crackhead energy flows on the females while for the males its jsut beer flowing through them.

Wow, those Bauermeister are so cool!

I really wish I could be part of the Bauermeister family.

bauermeister by add essential November 23, 2020

Burmeister

A crazy ass mother fucker from Milwaukee, WI

One time I watched Burmeister set fire destroy 30 road barricades by throwing them into Lake Michigan. He claimed he was only "liberating" them and sending them "home".

Burmeister by WallyWest May 16, 2004

beemeister

A animal used for fur coats

Look at the beemister it's lovly

beemeister by Destryjay September 17, 2003

Bromeister

One who takes brotherly love to the highest level

There’s nothing my bromeister wouldn’t do to get me whole again!

Bromeister by Broheim5291 May 28, 2018

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026