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bames jond
wow, look at mike, he tried to jump from the roof and puled a total bames jond.
i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.
i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.
bames jond by bamesjond June 12, 2010
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Baumes • baumer • Bammes • Baumed • Badumes • Bames Fact • Bames Johnned • bames jond • Barmes • baucesome
Baumer day
A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.
Baumer day by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011
baumstein
Ethel Baumstein
The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.
'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'
Ethel Baumstein by trippyqueen August 30, 2012
Baumed
Being baumed is having been fucked between the inner thighs instead of in the pussy. The girls lays on her side and lubes up her thighs and the guy proceeds to fuck them.
Baumed by kcsoccer1121 May 2, 2010
baumeister
You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.
Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).
Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).
baumeister by Rofifo December 18, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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