Baumes 

The semen that squirts out of a woman's anus after anal sex.

Did you leak any Baumes onto my carpet?

Baumes by rakkasan August 5, 2008

bames jond 

a retard version of james bond.

wow, look at mike, he tried to jump from the roof and puled a total bames jond.

i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.

bames jond by bamesjond June 12, 2010

Baumer day 

A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.

Griffen: hey guys have you seen Chris?
Kevin: Nah i think hes taking a Baumer day

Baumer day by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011

baumstein 

An uncoordinated person who often drops things and breaks things due to his incoordination.

The baumstein dropped the vase.

baumstein by dbaum April 24, 2014

Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.

'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'

Ethel Baumstein by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

Baumed 

Being baumed is having been fucked between the inner thighs instead of in the pussy. The girls lays on her side and lubes up her thighs and the guy proceeds to fuck them.

He didn't fuck me last night cause of my crabs, so he baumed me instead

Baumed by kcsoccer1121 May 2, 2010

baumeister 

You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).

I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering

baumeister by Rofifo December 18, 2011