Hojatkermani's definitions

NDS

No Drama Sex ,when you go all the way in less than hour ,kinda fuckery with no strings attached and no need to blow both money and time in coffee shops and shit.you just find the person hot enuf to fuck and you do it straight up .NDS goes down on instant trust .its like HONESTY SAVES EVERYBODY'S TIME

John : i just ran into yo stuff on Gram and found ya hot
Jane : sounds like somebody is into NDS

john : you betcha
Jane : hooray

by Hojatkermani December 13, 2020

Horunk

state of being horny and drunk at the same time

one shot of whisky while smoochin' got him horunk as fuck

by Hojatkermani February 4, 2020

Tehranism

sticking to some dumb and corny codes of fake behavior indigenous to Tehranese inhabitants who annoyingly patronize outsiders and people of other cities in Iran.

Jack : damn,i got plenty of chicks to bone ,aint got no time
Hoji : would ya cut this stupid Tehranism of yours,everybody is fed up already,ya aint shit ,ya just a fuckin tehranese fag

by Hojatkermani June 12, 2018

Persianism

the sham of Persian history promoted by biased Iranian claiming an empire extending from Africa to china and india .a fake history believed by almost all Persian people .that's the most annoying flex

screw all that persianism surfacing on the internet !

by Hojatkermani November 24, 2021

Badrood

A situation that seems strange and exotic since it has 2 different qualities. Badrood (City located near Kashan and Isfahan)is the only spot in Iran where Mountain(Karkas Mt) and Desert are lie just a 15-minute drive apart which creates such a savage paradox.

Hoji : you've been always meaning to have it both ways
Jack : don't be mean

Hoji : cmon,it aint Badrood

by Hojatkermani June 24, 2017

Coskhol

a Farsi slang term referring to a bad-ass out-of-mind crackhead who aint giving a fuck commonly used in Iran by all walks of society in hell of contexts ,the word is worth of widespread attention as C= completely O=Ouda S=Soceity K= kuz H=Human O=Obeys L= laughter

Hoji : look at dat modafuckin kid bouncin around

Jack : he a certified Coskhol
Hoji : let it be then

by Hojatkermani September 21, 2017

C.C.C

Cheap China Crap ,stuff which is total waste of dough since its made ouda cheesy tacky and fucked up crap in China

Hoji: i hear ya got yaself new ride
jack:right ,its chinese tho
Hoji:dumb of ya,ya just blew big money on C.C.C

by Hojatkermani July 29, 2017