badbastard

A breakfast meal consisting of one dozen or more food items.

That badbastard this morning gave me righteous diarrhea.

badbastard by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

barbatard 

A surprisingly tasty condiment consisting of roughly equal parts of barbecue sauce and mustard. The early creators of barbatard were out of ketchup and invented this saucy combo on the spot. Was an instant success.

"Oh man, we're out of ketchup. Guess this burger just won't be the same..."
"Don't worry buddy! I've got the perfect solution. Barbatard. Just mix some barbecue sauce and mustard and you're golden."

barbatard by Elket June 13, 2017

bombastard 

Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing

Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.

If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.

jim is such a bombastard, he annoys the fook out of me

bombastard by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

Bad Bastard 

A Bad Bastard is a middle aged Obese Man, Who grunts and sweats alot when doing work with little physical demand. They also have areas of fat located on the back of there neck which are pure fat rolls. Bad Bastards come in various types and also have a passion for coffee and motorbikes apart from Kawasakis which are known to them as KawaCrappys. Bad Bastards make terrible jokes and pride themselves on Burping and Farting out loud no matter what the occasion. They also have distinct "M" shaped haircut with no fashion sense. Another distinct element of the Bad Bastards is singing terrible made up songs at the top of there lungs all while playing x-box. when feeling agressive, they spit and swear and talk about leaving there homes for good or beating or "banging skulls" together or shoving objects up there arses. They also like to think they have a reputation in there area. They also hate benefit scroungers

"You see that Fat Man there, He is a real Bad Bastard!"
"How do you know?"
"he farted out-loud and shoved something up his arse,"

Bad Bastard by Ian Bad Bastard August 6, 2012

bad bastard 

Worse than your average bastard. Slightly esoteric, used occasionally in the west of Ireland.

See that hairy lad over there, he's a bad bastard.

bad bastard by Bidsey August 19, 2006

Banastard 

noun; An asshole of a banana, i.e. if the Bananas in Pajamas decided to go out and beat up hookers.

Jim, a typical banana: "Don't eat my sushi!"
Bob, a tangerine: "C'mon! Don't be such a banastard!"

Banastard by Bob Dillard. March 4, 2011

The bad bastard 

The bad bastard is someone who doesn’t give a fuck and consumes a lot of alcohol regularly, also works for the council and can be regularly heard shouting “I am the council” to ward off any unwanted advances from danger, also is a Casanova of the ladies as he says “not being weird but ......” Is how he catches his prey off guard usually a shots girl in a red dress he is a roofer for the council

THE BAD BASTARD

I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,

You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out

The bad bastard by The real bad bastard April 13, 2020