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bombastard 

Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing

Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.

If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
jim is such a bombastard, he annoys the fook out of me
bombastard by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
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Bobatard 

Bobatard - A libtard that enforces their opinion whilst drinking Boba in an almost authoritarian manner. Bobatard's often attract simps because simps want to be stepped on and are subservient to the authoritarian manner of Bobatard's, and they also get boba after school everyday.
Why are you being such a bobatard.
Bobatard by xcbsmith April 27, 2020

badbastard

A breakfast meal consisting of one dozen or more food items.
That badbastard this morning gave me righteous diarrhea.
badbastard by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Bombtard 

(noun) Referring to someone spams AOE attacks to try and inflict as much damage as possible to nearby opponents. Used mainly in the Warhammer Online universe, but can apply to any other MMO where there is one class that has the ability to do huge AOE. A bombtard is different from a bomber, since a bombtard is someone who spams one button and prays for lots of kills. A typical bombtard will bind the same instant cast aoe attack to several keys and roll their face over the keyboard or bash it with their palms. Things will still die, so long as they get healed.
WAR player: That bright wizard is such a bombtard, all he does is spam scorched earth in zergs
Bomber: yes, he has not mastered the art of bombing and instead relies on the rest of his group to support him while he spams two buttons and prays for kills.

Bombtard: STFU GUISE I CAN HAS GET MOAR KILLZ THAN JOO LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!¬
Bombtard by Samwiez September 15, 2010

Blogbastard 

Writer of a weblog, who uses his blog to insult and threathen others.
The blogbastard said she was a stalker, writing him hundreds of emails, so he put her email adress on display.
Blogbastard by Ina2010 May 24, 2010

Boastard 

An individual who boasts too much. A person who keeps boasting illogically.
'Don't believe him. He is a Boastard'
Boastard by Linus01 October 31, 2012

bombasted 

A word that was made up to mean "throwing something using extreme force."
He was bombasted with pencils.
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