25 definitions by the Mad Shatter

When a jackass causes a catastrophe
Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
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A stinky redneck's penis. They often refer to their own junk as a pocket trout, which I think is wierd. I guess they think that there are women out there that actually like a stinky, dirty penis that has not been washed since it was stuck into various farm animals at the last barn dance.
hey baby, want to have a nibble at my pocket trout? no? well damn
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
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Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
by the Mad Shatter November 30, 2017
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Someone who is coughing so hard the mucus they cough up shoots across the room.
What the hell is going on in that room?

I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.
by the Mad Shatter December 3, 2018
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Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
by the Mad Shatter November 15, 2017
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Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.
Damn Chad - you created a doublewide dust storm in here. No more chili dogs for you!
by the Mad Shatter December 3, 2018
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what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.
Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
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