Two bros mastorbating back to back
by bitchniggais December 13, 2012
Get the backsterbate mug.The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.
Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?
Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.
Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.
Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.
Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.
by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011
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Only Chuck Norris can banasterbate without a banana.
Only Chuck Norris can banasterbate without a banana.
by nydavid12345 November 6, 2013
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by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007
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i was in class yesterday and i could see right down this hot girls shirt, i couldn't leave so i had to booksterbate.
by zevlin January 29, 2014
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