booksterbate

the act of putting a book on your lap and kegeling a boner against it until you ejaculate in your pants.

i was in class yesterday and i could see right down this hot girls shirt, i couldn't leave so i had to booksterbate.

by zevlin January 29, 2014

boobsturbate

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.

Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.

by SUPER ddong-jjeem April 20, 2012

backsterbate

Two bros mastorbating back to back

Wanna go backsterbate later.
sure

by bitchniggais December 13, 2012

boobsterbate

To simultaneously masturbate and play with your nipples.

I heard Ashley was about to boobsterbate last night

by Hetblzt May 15, 2014

Bloodsterbate

When your hands are so dry, but your meat stick is screaming for a mayo shower. You power through the skin peeling until your own fiddle stick produces red kool-aid and lubes you to victory.

I couldn't get Jennifer Lopez's attention, so I made my cracked dry hand into a mouth, and bloodsterbated until I needed a transfusion.

by Drek92 November 11, 2021