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When someone (usually a female) uses a banana as a dildo.

Jaime loves to buy the biggest bananas for banasterbatory purposes.
Only Chuck Norris can banasterbate without a banana.

banasterbate by nydavid12345 November 6, 2013

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Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

Blasterbate by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

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banterbate

Idle chat about a topic of little relevance. A discusion that lacks direction and meaning.

I rang my ex-girlfriend last night, we banterbated for hours!

In science I was bored so I banterbated with Brad

banterbate by Rewi! August 4, 2005

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Ass-Blasterbate

A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.

After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

Ass-Blasterbate by TheWopShop December 31, 2013

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backsterbate

Two bros mastorbating back to back

Wanna go backsterbate later.
sure

backsterbate by bitchniggais December 13, 2012

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Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

Blasterbate by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

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bansturbate

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they bansturbate for perverted pleasure.

bansturbate by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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