banasterbate

When someone (usually a female) uses a banana as a dildo.

Jaime loves to buy the biggest bananas for banasterbatory purposes.
Only Chuck Norris can banasterbate without a banana.

by nydavid12345 November 6, 2013

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

banterbate

Idle chat about a topic of little relevance. A discusion that lacks direction and meaning.

I rang my ex-girlfriend last night, we banterbated for hours!

In science I was bored so I banterbated with Brad

by Rewi! August 4, 2005

Ass-Blasterbate

A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.

After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

by TheWopShop December 31, 2013

backsterbate

Two bros mastorbating back to back

Wanna go backsterbate later.
sure

by bitchniggais December 13, 2012

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

bansturbate

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they bansturbate for perverted pleasure.

by Narkybeast September 15, 2010