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backasswards 

adj.

Very nonsensical... to the point of confusion.

So completely and utterly the opposite of what should be that trying to think or explain it creates a mental paradox.
His explanation of "why we are winning the war on drugs" was so backasswards that I completely blacked out.

The legal system is very structured, but in the wrong way. It is so structured that it actually hurts the very person it should try to help: the litte guy. That is backasswards.
backasswards by adumb June 11, 2006

backasswardsness 

The condition of being contrary to the prevailing, and typically correct accepted logical conclusion on a subject or various subjects.
In his argument against legalizing the sale of home-brewed and craft brewed beer the State Representative declared, "Why we need more kinds of beer, the beer we got drank purdy good", showing his total backasswardsness regarding the issue.
backasswardsness by Wilburforce March 19, 2014

blackasswards 

The actions of african americans that complicate their lives in the areas of finance, driving,employment, nepetism, and general everyday activities.
In the attempt to sell my house to a african american couple i realized that by using their cousins friends nephew as a mortgage provider things were gonna get blackasswards.
blackasswards by Teto Jankowski November 16, 2007

Backassards 

Adj. Completely, and utterly totally backwards and upside-down
"We tried to build a cabinet, but we accidentally put the door on backassards."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026