back asswards 

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

back asswards by MrSmokey February 4, 2006

backasswards 

adj.

Very nonsensical... to the point of confusion.

So completely and utterly the opposite of what should be that trying to think or explain it creates a mental paradox.

His explanation of "why we are winning the war on drugs" was so backasswards that I completely blacked out.

The legal system is very structured, but in the wrong way. It is so structured that it actually hurts the very person it should try to help: the litte guy. That is backasswards.

backasswards by adumb June 11, 2006

backasswardsness 

The condition of being contrary to the prevailing, and typically correct accepted logical conclusion on a subject or various subjects.

In his argument against legalizing the sale of home-brewed and craft brewed beer the State Representative declared, "Why we need more kinds of beer, the beer we got drank purdy good", showing his total backasswardsness regarding the issue.

backasswardsness by Wilburforce March 19, 2014

blackasswards 

The actions of african americans that complicate their lives in the areas of finance, driving,employment, nepetism, and general everyday activities.

In the attempt to sell my house to a african american couple i realized that by using their cousins friends nephew as a mortgage provider things were gonna get blackasswards.

blackasswards by Teto Jankowski November 16, 2007

Backassards 

Adj. Completely, and utterly totally backwards and upside-down

"We tried to build a cabinet, but we accidentally put the door on backassards."

Backassards by FailingEnglishStudent March 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020