baife báif
(comparative baifeier, superlative baifest)
adj
1. A lower class person who believes that they are mixture of Chav and Boffin. Normally female, although males are not unheard of. They can be seen sporting Adidas© Playboy© and other Chavvy brands. Scraggily ponytails are vitally important to achieve this “Baifeywen” look.

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"Oh My God, What a Baife!"
"She's got such a Baify ponytail!"
"She is the baifest of them all!"
"You are baifier than I am!"

baife by Mercedes06 September 21, 2008

Related Words

bacife • baife • Baciety • bacilek • backfeed • Baifern • banifest • Back Fed • Back Fetish • back-fence talk

baife

A person who dresses like a chav but with the personality of a geek or nerd.

Most commonly a girl, the baife has a low IQ yet sucks up to teachers and members of authority to make themselves feel cleverer. A baife is most commonly known to have a low ponytail, playboy merchandise, white puma or reebok trainers and a drawstring bag.

The term baife originated at Dorothy Stringer High School in Brighton and is now being used by teenagers all over Brighton and Hove.

"That girl is such a baife!"

"Look, a baife!"

baife by I am not a baife May 4, 2008

baife

A chavvy kind of boffin which have no popularity at all. They often have average IQ and are normally teachers pet. The like to wear fake burberry scarfs, jd bags and low ponytails.

She is such a baife.

baife by Mercedes20000000 November 10, 2008

backfeed

Intentionally barf up your food after eating.
Bulimia.

Tammy ran to the bathroom as soon as she thought no one was looking and started to backfeed.

backfeed by standit January 27, 2014

bacilek

A guy with a huge penis

HOLY SHIT ITS A BACILEK

bacilek by Robotchimpinit December 17, 2016

Baciety

When you havebacon anxiety. This can happen if you are overwhelmed with emotion anticipating the arrival of bacon.

David felt baciety because he wasn't sure if room service would get his breakfast order right the next morning.

Baciety by Laeblas October 27, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026