babyshart 

A babyshart is when you’re sitting with your friends and anticipate a big blow, so leave to use the bathroom. After arriving a realizing that you only had a bit of diarrhea, disappointment strikes. you later gather your belongings and leave.

Bob: “hey guys i really gotta go”

20 minutes later….

Jeff:” why back so soon Bob?”

Bob:” it was a babyshart”

babyshart by jill harrison December 14, 2021

BabySantana 

BabySantana is only fourteen but is going to blow up and as soon as he do he is going to get a Grammy.

BabySantana is a 14 year old GOAT !!

BabySantana by BabySantana October 6, 2021

Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

Basharted by David986259 December 29, 2008

Barfshart 

When you are so disgusted by unexpected 'shart' that you unexpectedly barf.

Girl 1: I ate so much last night that I actually sharted myself
Girl 2: That happened to me yesterday but I took it a step further. I was having dinner with my grandparents and I was so disgusted that I actually puked.

Girl 1: OMG thats so disgusting, I'm going to barfshart now too!

Barfshart by M Coopersmith + J Sanders May 12, 2011

babyshark 

A kids nursery rhyme that has taken over the universe.

Tom: Have you heard of babyshark?
Town: Yeah, Its annoying my son watches it.

babyshark by Town#0001 on Discord December 14, 2018

babysantana 

babysantana is a 14 year old rapper who hasn’t missed yet. I think he’s 14 idk his age isn’t rlly out for the public yet.

Steven: bro u listen to babysantana?
Jordan: that 14 year old rapper that goes hard on every song?

Steven: yes bro he on the come up!
Jordan: ong

babysantana by xanfool October 6, 2021

Babyfart McGeezaks 

1) Persons who always insist that they never have money to do sweet things with their buddies, but then magically get cash to buy unnecessary things.

2) People who put up fronts in an attempt to hide the truth.
3) Space aliens who tell you that they are running from space cops, but in reality they are all working together.

Tom: Dude, did you get the tickets for the Buckethead concert yet?
Steve: No man, I'm broke as shit... I can't get them.
Tom: But dude, this was our summer plan, to go see him!
Steve: Yeah well..... By the way, I'm gonna buy this sweet $200 monitor for my playstation!
Tom: ... Damn dude you are such a Babyfart McGeezaks...
Steve: wat?!

Babyfart McGeezaks by DjStyles July 28, 2011