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babyshart

A babyshart is when you’re sitting with your friends and anticipate a big blow, so leave to use the bathroom. After arriving a realizing that you only had a bit of diarrhea, disappointment strikes. you later gather your belongings and leave.
Bob: “hey guys i really gotta go

20 minutes later….

Jeff:” why back so soon Bob?”

Bob:” it was a babyshart”
by jill harrison December 14, 2021
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BabySantana

BabySantana is only fourteen but is going to blow up and as soon as he do he is going to get a Grammy.
BabySantana is a 14 year old GOAT !!
by BabySantana October 6, 2021
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Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.
David was feeling a little sick and basharted.
by David986259 December 29, 2008
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Barfshart

When you are so disgusted by unexpected 'shart' that you unexpectedly barf.
Girl 1: I ate so much last night that I actually sharted myself
Girl 2: That happened to me yesterday but I took it a step further. I was having dinner with my grandparents and I was so disgusted that I actually puked.

Girl 1: OMG thats so disgusting, I'm going to barfshart now too!
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babyshark

A kids nursery rhyme that has taken over the universe.
Tom: Have you heard of babyshark?
Town: Yeah, Its annoying my son watches it.
by Town#0001 on Discord December 14, 2018
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babysantana

babysantana is a 14 year old rapper who hasn’t missed yet. I think he’s 14 idk his age isn’t rlly out for the public yet.
Steven: bro u listen to babysantana?
Jordan: that 14 year old rapper that goes hard on every song?

Steven: yes bro he on the come up!
Jordan: ong
by xanfool October 6, 2021
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Babyfart McGeezaks

1) Persons who always insist that they never have money to do sweet things with their buddies, but then magically get cash to buy unnecessary things.

2) People who put up fronts in an attempt to hide the truth.
3) Space aliens who tell you that they are running from space cops, but in reality they are all working together.
Tom: Dude, did you get the tickets for the Buckethead concert yet?
Steve: No man, I'm broke as shit... I can't get them.
Tom: But dude, this was our summer plan, to go see him!
Steve: Yeah well..... By the way, I'm gonna buy this sweet $200 monitor for my playstation!
Tom: ... Damn dude you are such a Babyfart McGeezaks...
Steve: wat?!
by DjStyles July 28, 2011
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