babyshart

A babyshart is when you’re sitting with your friends and anticipate a big blow, so leave to use the bathroom. After arriving a realizing that you only had a bit of diarrhea, disappointment strikes. you later gather your belongings and leave.
Bob: “hey guys i really gotta go

20 minutes later….

Jeff:” why back so soon Bob?”

Bob:” it was a babyshart”
by jill harrison December 14, 2021
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